I recently went to the beach with a few girlfriends of mine. And James. James is alternatively lifestyled. This isn't a bad thing. I know that this may seem to go against the principles of the He-Man Woman Haters Club, but I have to wonder about something. What is it about this 'man' that women are attracted to? I swear to Alfalfa, damned near every woman that came to the beach had to hug and kiss and talk to this man. I don't get it.

Let me break it down for you. He's not one of those really built dudes. He could be athletic, but far from a jock. In fact he's sort of frail looking. That aside, he had this magnetism about his charisma that was incredible. For two people that are on opposing sides of sexuality, he and I had a really good time. I enjoyed talking to him as much as I enjoyed girl watching. And I enjoyed that shit alot!

What I would like to know is this: Why do women keep a guy like this around? He has access to every part of their life. He helps them dress, he goes shopping with them, and he gives really good advice about relationships issues. I can do all that. But I guess my penis gets in the way. They just don't or won't trust me like they trust him. It almost hurts.

I'm going to investigate this a bit more. I have to opportunity to hang out with him again and I'm taking it. I want to see how the average joe can get in where he's at. Fear not, I'm strong in the ways of the Woman Hater. I won't be swayed to the other side. More later.

Shane

It took me a while to come up with this, but it finally hit me. I'm not one to really try and figure out where my ideas come from, so I guess this is the real deal.

First of all, I don't really hate women. I love women! But on far too many occassions they do some stupid shit that makes you want to hit them with a brick.

The problem is this. Women forget nothing. It really sucks how long a woman can remember certain things. You can do a million things right in your relationship with a woman. Do you get any credit? Hell no! But the moment you do something wrong... it's on. We as men seem to think that our good deeds will outweigh our wrong doings. Wrong! And don't even try to figure that shit out. If you do, I'll have significantly less to write about.

Before I get into any real topics, I have to lay the groundwork of the club. And just so you know, I haven't watched Lil Rascals in a really long time, so I'm just making this shit up as I go.

Only real woman haters can join the club. None of you sensitive bastards need apply. If a real He-Man Woman Hater were to jump off of a building, he should do his best to try and land on a woman. Don't get it twisted, this blog isn't for any of you Broke Back Mountain motherfuckers either. We hate women. We don't love men!

Finally, the real purpose of this is to give men a voice. I will be discussing things like child support (pay that shit), visitation, and how to exact revenge upon your baby mama. With that in mind.

Welcome to the club.

Shane