For all of you that weren't there to see it, Trisha and I had a falling out. (did I get any hot chocolate or cookies? NO!) She was the reason for me keeping so 'Politically Correct' as of late. It wasn't a bad thing, but it wasn't me. We may become friends again, but that's largely up to her. Until then, I will continue with the debauchery that you have all come to love, and expect from me.
Just the Facts:
1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle kong dong.
3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
+Some stuff on the ladies+
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women like giving/getting oral sex.
5) 95% of women shave their privates.
+Both+
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% lose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.
4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in June.
5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less likely teens will use contraception.
6) Virginity is often lost with a person they haven't been dating.
+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.
4) Makes you look better; problem is, ugly people don`t get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.
Did You Know?
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!
2) Having sex with Big Shane can alter the course of human history!
3) Having sex with Big Shane WILL make you popular.
4) Having sex with Big Shane can cure cancer, boredom, acne, the common cold, writer's block, world hunger, poverty, and migraine headaches.
5) The correct way to measure the penis is from the center of the anus to just past the tip.
I hope you all enjoyed this post. I was going to walk away from Blogstream and just fade away. But I was convinced by a 'friend' not to leave. It would appear that some of you might miss your boy! Thanks to you all. And to my 'friend', you know who you are!
Big Shane
