A lot of guys don't know this fact. I'm sure some of you are happy with the 45 minutes or so that you put in. I bet that the guys out there that last an hour or so really think they're putting in work. Compared to me, you guys ain't shit! If you can't make it last at least 16 hours don't even try to step to my woman, because you don't have what it takes to keep her!

Most men, and sadly some women have no idea how long the sex act should take. When the male orgasm occurs, most sex stops. If the woman isn't satisfied... oh well. Over time, women have become accustomed to this and accept it. How sad.

So here it is: Sex with the Big Man.

Sex starts as soon as the fangs get brushed. Major chronic halitosis isn't sexy! Showering with each other is how we kick it off. The lights are low, the water is hot, and this is just the beginning. After washing each other, resisting temptation, we adjourn to the bedroom to dry off and lotion each other up. With our bodies properly lubricated and smelling good, we help each other get dressed. That's right, get dressed. Sex is good, but niggas got to work to pay the mortgage.

As the man, it's your responsibility to keep the mood set. You can't let any outside interference get in the way of what you've got going. Send flowers to your lady at work! This shit is so underrated that it's sickening. Women love it. It does two things. It draws attention to them, and it lets them know that you're thinking about them. They'll spend the rest of the day telling people that ask who sent them the flowers. Throw in a card telling them what's next is even better.

Meet her at work. If you pay any attention to your woman, you know when she takes her lunch. Be there. As for the food, it doesn't matter. This time, you'll be each other's lunch! Find a quiet, secluded spot in the park, or an infrequently travelled road. Touching and kissing is what's on the menu. Don't go too much past the 'appetizers' section. Just give her enough to make her look forward to 'dinner'.

When you get home after work, change clothes. This gives you the opportunity to take another shower together, and help each other relax. Once changed, it's time for dinner. This can be a nice dinner at a nice restaurant, or one at home.

After dinner, watch a movie. Anything with guns, excessive laughter, or children should be avoided. Believe it or not, porn works. Just don't put in anything you can't live up to. Keep it simple. One on one. Gangbang Betty might make a woman nervous!

After the movie, or during, head to the bedroom and work your magic. Even if you fail miserably, she won't get mad. You went above and beyond all day long. The time you put in counts! Any GOOD woman will know this. But don't sweat it. It's not over! There's still all the post game stuff. Hold her. Look in her eyes. Tell her you love her. Do all the things you know she wants you to do. Take care of home, and home will take care of you!

That's how you make love to a woman for 16 hours or more. Don't make this the exception. Do this on a regular basis. Give her something to look forward to. Make her want you as much as you want her. BE Wilson Fisk!

Fisk: OUT!

For the first time in my history at blogstream, I am disappointed with my peeps. Re-read the last two posts and tell me what's wrong with them.

In case you haven't figured it out I'll tell you. First of all, I didn't write them. The He-Man Woman Haters Club isn't nor has it ever been anti-woman. I thought you all knew that! And where's my signature? I always leave you with Fisk: OUT!

I work in a garage during the day. Throughout the day several 'friends' come in and use the computer. I have my password saved so as to save me a few precious seconds when I log in. I'm guessing an ASSociate of mine logged on the first time and probably figured out my password the second time. I've since changed it, so I hope this won't happen again in the future.

Sorry about any feelings that may have been hurt, or any confusion. Peace out!

Fisk: OUT!

ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it.

FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments.

FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine", and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead". At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "you're welcome".

THANKS A LOT: This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".

Men: After you read this, think about one thing. Have I ever steered you wrong?

Women: As much research as I do, I fear that I can't ever help my unenlightened breatheren. Please continue to put up with us.

Fisk: OUT!