By now the rumor mill has probably started churning with stories of my where abouts. Contrary to popular belief, I am not on walkabout with Rosie. I am also not in North Caroiina with Night Bug. And even sadder, I'm not in Illinois.

As some of you may know, I work in a big box electronics retail store. It just happens to be the biggest in New England! With Black Friday passing (suprisingly, it wasn't a holiday for African Americans), and the holidays still to come, I've been very busy at the job. Hence, the lack of new material on my blog.

Fear not, I will be back. Don't forget me. And don't stop checking me out. I'll post some poetry or other random things. Just know, that the next big topic is brewing in my devious mind!

Much love to the ones who deserve it!

Kingpin

One minute you're so fly and now you're busted.
Sweetheart, we got a lot to discus kid.
Your relationship is withering.
Don't walk away from me, come hither and listen.
Cause I speak straight up so they attract
I'm sorry baby but your man ain't all that
Before you verbally stomp me, just wait a sec
And explain why you're always looking wrecked
By now any other lady would have just had it
Looking depressed and battered, shattered
Dreams of you two being the perfect item
The feelings you had try to fight them
Cause your man's a conniver so stay alert
Mark my words you're gonna get hurt
Does your man abuse you physically or mentally?
Chains went out with slavery you need to be free.

Chorus:

So maybe you need to swing my way
The Kingpin can do you right in a fly way
I'm the one you should choose
Girl you won't be abused
So maybe you need to swing my way
Maybe you need to swing my way
The Kingpin can do you right in a fly way
Unlike the man you're with now, I keep my hands to myself
So maybe you need to swing my way

Verse Two:

Mistreated and used like a towel
And when he gets busted he thinks that he's an owl
Your eye is puffy, your jaw is swollen
You shouldn't be smacked, you're made to cuddle and hold an
Caress and snuggle like a Teddy Bear
His attitude's changed, begins to put fear
in your heart, but you depart from being afraid
Many thoughts of leaving were crushed so you stayed
Saying what he did before he won't do again
He wants more of a lover and less of a friend
Catch my drift? You're put to the test so
You refuse and get struck with a left blow
He tells you in a flam way
"That's what you get for rejecting your man" Hey
Now you're crying on the floor
Your man's no damn good, need I say more?

Chorus

Verse Three:

Now I'm not saying I'm an angel, I got many associates
I treat them all right and appropriate
I'm not talking marriage and settling down
But I can treat you much better than that clown
No matter what I say you still seem to protect him
No matter the amount of times you're hit you respect him
Damn, if you only knew
How much affection could be given to you
If you move the right way which is my way
Forget what your so-called-boyfriend might say
You're too good for his kind
Widen your horizons and focus your mind
On a real man. I won't sweat you or keep stressing it
I'll buy your clothes but pay your rent it's kind of precedent
So tell me, who do you chose?
Here's an ultimatum either win or you lose

Chorus (x4)

Maybe you need to swing my way

There is an as of yet unconfirmed rumor that a member of the W.O.B. may be planning a coup on their leader. It would appear that Crabazz, (that crabby assed woman, hence the name) is ruling with an iron grip.

A trusted source indicated to me (the Kingpin) earlier that she feels SHE would be better suited for leadership. Among other things, youth was mentioned as one of the prevailing reasons.

With the agreement that her identity would remain completely anonymous, 'the transgressor' had this to say.

'Crabazz is cool, but I would rather lead us on Wednesday.'

While not being able to say who 'the transgressor' is, we can say that she left a trail of glue and duct tape in her wake.

Even though this reporter isn't expecting much, this has the potential to be the biggest gathering in any chatroom of Blogstream's history.

There will be a meeting on Wednesday in the chatroom. Specifically, in The Club. For the first time ever, the M.O.B. and the W.O.B. will meet face to face!

R.S.V.P. is not necessary. Decide which faction you will defend. Here's a hint: If you have 'outdoor' plumbing, you should roll with the M.O.B. If you have 'indoor' plumbing, you may be in for some shit!

No cursing, unless done creatively. No weapons. This means you Trisha! And yes, glue, tape, poop, and eggs will be considered weapons. This also means you Trisha!

Once again: The Place: The Chatroom Club. The Time: 10pm EST The Day: Wednesday

Be there, or wonder what everyone else is talking about!