Inspired by Adam, I have decided to share with you a few of my favorite sugar dumplin's. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do. If not, piss off, they're mine. If so, piss off, they're mine!









I've got more, but they're not wearing enough clothing to be shown in public.

The Kingpin likes to add beautiful women to his collection. The only specimens I'm missing now are a particularly vicious (but beautiful) Bug that only comes out at Night, Hailing from NC. And an equally beautiful specimin form the Ilinois area. Help me find them if you can. There will be a sizeable reward.

I would like to dispell another myth before it gets out of hand. I'm not gay. (the guy in front of me is though) I know you can look through my past blogs and see evidence to the contrary, but it's all speculative.

I've said that I love Adam. So! I do! I've said the he's my mother-fucking man. So! He is! Why must you all take things in the wrong context? I do have mad love for Adam. And by saying that he's my man only serves to put him on a pedestal higher than the average male friend of mine. Let it go!

Some of you may have seen Biggie T. (P-Nutty) and I streaking in the chatroom. Some of you may have seen Zappa and I during our butt-nekked photoshoot. That means nothing. Who doesn't streak? And the photoshoot thing, well that's a little harder to explaind. But I'm sure there's an explanation for it!

When I stepped into the stream tonight, I had no idea what I was going to post. I had nothing on my mind. My day was too crappy to bore you with. There was no drama going on in my life. For some reason, everything was okay.

Anyhoo, after wading through the waters, patiently awaiting traffic in the chatroom, something hit me. Pioneer wants us to pay for our usage now! WTF? One of the reasons I blog here is because it's free! I can just as easily write what I have to say in my Word Notebook.

So after thinking about it for a while, I came to this conclusion. While it's true that I could keep all my innermost thoughts to myself, I'd be missing something. You Guys!

Where would I be without Adam to support me in my rantings? What would happen to me if there were no Rosie to shock with my crassness? What would happen to my girls? Kristen, Rosie, Al, Hetzie, Pretty Rubble, Trisha, Macey, Pye, SpringMoon, and countless others I didn't add? My fellas, Zappa, Biggie T (P-Nutty), Hook, Art, Butt Naked Black Man, Big Chris, Captain, 7, and the rest?

Without all of you, there is no me. Instead of being the Kingpin, Wilson Fisk, or even Big Shane, I'd just be Shane. I can't go back to that. Once you lick the lolipop of mediocrity, you suck forever!

With that in mind, I intend to pay for my membership. I hope you all do the same. We've got a real nice place here. Our circle of friends is really tight. I actually care what happens to all of you. I don't want to lose any of you.

I give you all two weeks. Let's support each other by supporting Pioneer and his wonderous Blogstream.

I had planned to post something really provocative, but my compooter is acting badly. If I can't fix it, I'll be down for a while.

Cross whatever it is you cross. I'll be back as soon as I can.

ComPOOter! CRAPtop!

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006,between ____________and______________.

THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.

4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.

5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.

6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.

9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your damn business.

10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.

11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.

12. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up, get dressed and go the fuck home.

14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.

15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."

17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is: the less eye contact the better.

19. No condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.

20. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.

21. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

* EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. In other words, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules.

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________

Participating Party

Signature_______________________________________
Date: ________________