I want to see Donuts nekked! After reading her blog since October of last year, I think I deserve to see her nekked. She writes all these sexy posts telling us about things she's done, or continues to do.... Now I don't know about you, but if she really is 100 years old, and has the physical prowess to climb trees & jump fences, she's got to have one hell of a physique!

I considered sending her a picture of my penis to break the ice. I was going to do it, but I got all confused. She accepts these pictures, but she has rules that you have to follow. I don't know whether to send it alone with my name, or do I send a head shot (ha ha, that's funny) along with the pic? Does my penis have to have a name? (I currently call it 'penis') And does all this guarantee that I will get the picture of her in return?

I don't want to name drop, but I know of at least one other person who would like to see Donuts in the buff. I don't want to have to go there, but if I have to, I will. Nah, I'm just kidding. I wouldn't do that to Adam. (did I just?...)

Anyhoo, that's all for now. I'll keep you abreast (i made another funny!) of the progress I'm making.

Big Shane

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish...................................49
Adventurous........................Slept with everyone
Athletic...............................No tits
Average looking...................Ugly
Beautiful............................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure..............On medication
Feminist.............................Fat
Free spirit...........................Junkie
Friendship first.................Former slut
Fun...................................Annoying
New-Age...........................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned....................No BJs
Open-minded......................Desperate
Outgoing............................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate........................Sloppy drunk
Professional......................Bitch
Voluptuous.......................Very Fat
Large frame......................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

I stayed up with you all chatting away in the Lobby. At some point I drifted off. When I woke up I had this strange desire to set up my new scanner. After talking to Angel for a while, I finally got it done. Can't go to bed now, have to see if this thing works!

It is now, 5 o'clock in the morning. I can't see shit, and I'm typing like it's my first day in business computers class. Thank GOD for spellcheck!

Anyway, instead of trying to come up with something for you all to read, I decided to post some new pics in my gallery. I'll post them here too. Why? Because I just thought of it!

Leave me alone! I'm tired!

Big Shane





Now can you see why I was so pissed? What kind of man could find it in him to hurt such a beautiful child?

I haven't written anymore about it because the police said not to. It would appear that the bastard can read, and they don't want anything to get out before they do something. When it's all over, I'll let you know.

And I"m out!

When I started blogging sometime last year, I didn't expect much out of it. A place to put my thoughts, have a little fun, and maybe read some interesting stuff about other people. What I have gained from blogging is much more than I even put into it. It's amazing.

I have people that I really consider my friends here. When I see that they haven't posted in a few days I begin to worry. I really wonder if they're okay. I haven't called my brother in weeks, and don't really care to. But if one of you don't make it to the chatroom, I'm all over blogstream looking for you. It's crazy.

Even the people who don't comment on what I write as often as some others are missed. I have no idea who Black_Napalm is. But I know he checks me out now and again. And when he does, he usually has something useful to add. I appreciate that!

My usual cohorts are some of the best people I know. They give it to me straight, no chaser. Just how I like it. If your post was crap, they'll let you know. Why can't everyone be like that?

On a somewhat related note: I have this strange desire to see Miss Donuts nekked! I know I'm not the only one. If anyone can help me with this...

Anyway, I'm not here to gas anyone up. I just want you guys to know that through you, I've grown. I don't need all the attention that Mr. Big did. I admit that there's still a lot of him in me, but I think he's under control for now. That's all for now. Be good to each other. I'm out.

Big Shane

I really have to get home more often. I love where I'm at right now. I thought it would really suck going back to live with my mom. To be honest, it doesn't. I just wish I were around more. It's not like I even have a good reason not to be here. I get out of work @ 8:pm. That's enough time to go home, wash my asses, hang-out with the family, and then bounce. It never seems to work out that way though.

I'm supposed to be getting my life back together. I'm supposed to be getting back on my feet. Taking care of my feet is all I seem to be doing so far. I've bought a package of socks, and 3 pair of sneakers. I know I can only wear one at a time, but her, there was a sale...

My love life is going well. I guess some of you already know that. Actually, all you know is that the sex is good. The relationship side, the feelings side, that's going okay too.

Ashley persists in being an issue. Not because of her own doing though. it's still hard to let go. But it's getting a lot easier. She says she's not with her new man anymore. That's a load of shit. They're still seeing each other on the weekend, and he's still putting the wood to her. In my book, they're still together. It sucks, but it helps.

Hetzie is the shit! She's with me through all my bullshit. Emotional or otherwise. She's no Ashley, that's for sure. But frankly, that's one of the things I like about her the most.

All in all, i guess I'm actually doing pretty good. Every time I say that something really jacked up happens. So, instead, I'll just say 'I'm doing better'.

Big Shane