There's a rumor going around that I'm a comment whore. To those who perpetuate the rumor I say to thee: YES! YES I AM! And to these same people I pose a question: Why dost thou hate me? I bet you don't even know. But it's all good. Why? Your hate makes me get up that much earlier in the morning to think, ponder, and dream up new topics to write about.

That's where all you hatin' ass bitches and bastards have gone wrong. You fail to realize that although I may be 'whoring' for comments, I still have to come up with fresh new material to elicit said comments. That's where I succeed where you seem to fail. I have a vivid imagination. I put my words together in ways that your boring ass would never think to do so. Instead of hating on me, you should try and learn from me. Read my blog and see what it is that makes people come and read what it is I have to say. Once you do that, you'll want to comment too! Trust me.

Hetzie... Piss off!

Fisk: OUT!