As one of the more/most eligible bachelors here at the 'stream', life can be a bit daunting. I love the attention, that's not the issue. I just find it hard to keep breaking the hearts of all the ladies here. Need a few examples? Here goes:

There's a young lady in North Carolina that loves me more than life. I find this woman to be beautiful. She's educated, witty, and she loves animals (big ass, scary animals with huge teeth). I think she fell in love with me while we were on a campaign to take over the world. I don't know which of my attributes she was attracted to (there's so many), but she fell pretty hard. One day I'm going to have to go see her.

Another woman in love with me lives in Michigan. I can't say too much about her though. She's a junior member of the stream. I would mention her name but then her girls (who are also in love with me) would know about her feelings for me and tease her or start fights.

I can't forget my New England sweetheart. On the other side of bean-town, you'll find a little place called Taunton. In this town you'll find a woman with 4 kids. None of them are mine. But these children have one of the most beautiful women on the planet as their mother. And just in case you were wondering, she's not crazy!

These are but a few of my women. I've got women in Australia, Illinois, Oklahoma, Wisconsin, the list goes on... Hell, I've even had a child with a lesbian woman here. (R.I.P. KB!) Not too shabby for a guy who hasn't left Connecticut for a few years!

I love each of my women equally. While they share me, we don't share amongst each other (that would be one hell of a post!). I know I've forgotten to mention a few ladies. Please don't get upset. I don't want the guys of the stream to get jealous. Hell, some of these women are married!

Before I leave, I want to give a shout out to a few of my other sweethearts.

Hay (hailey), Spring Moon, P.R. aka Michelle aka Rubble, Kristin, Jennifer, Gloria, MizMacey, Grace, Nursey aka Al, Lucy, Heatherscot, Candy, Dreww, 6 foot blonde, Ava Noire, Ms. Pinky Redrum, Chamillion, Rita B., Jamocha, Tina Sa And who can forget Rosie??

Believe me the list goes on. Like I said, it ain't easy being me, but I wouldn't want to be anyone else!

Oh shit, I almost forgot... Hetzie, you already know!

Fisk: OUT!