New Jersey sucks! It smells funny. And for whatever reason, everytime I pass through it one or two cars have to flip over. Can you say 2 hours to move 1 mile?

Deodorant is not an option on a road trip. It is a necessity!

NightBug is very elusive. 'Nuf said.

The Golden Corral is the shit! If you get a chance to visit one, don't pass it up. There's more choices for breakfast than there are pedophiles in the archdiocese!

There are now crips and bloods in North Carolina. West Coast idiocy has finally invaded the East Coast. Half the damned state wears blue! Do Duke or the Tarheels have any significance here? Maybe the Crips need to rethink their color of choice.

Baltimore isn't as scary as The HBO series The Corner or The Wire may lead you to believe. Then again, I didn't venture far from the highway, and I was only there for food and gas, not drugs.

Do not pass through New York on the weekend of the Puerto Rican Day Parade! It's just not worth it. The parade itself is worth it, but trying to park isn't.

Might makes right. If you can't get along, get it on.

Fisk: OUT!